k so I've been bored, so here are some Dr. Phil Quotes:
-You don't need a silly dance to shave a weasel.
-You don't need a bad credit rating to eat a bug.
-You don't need Cat Scratch Fever to join the Peace Corps.
-You don't need phlebitis to put some pep in your step.
-You don't need handouts to leave your cares behind.
-You don't need to take a personal inventory to make out with somebody's platypus.
-You don't need a Supreme Court decision to wash your neck.
-You don't need to learn the bossa nova to root, root, root for the home team.
-You don't need clam chowder to kiss a Quaker.
-You don't need a wing and a prayer to squeal like a pig.
-You don't need zinc to raise the roof.
-You don't need a new drug to hate my guts.
-You don't need a pack of wild horses to staple your lips together.
-You don't need to go to school to dance like an idiot 'til yer toes fall off.
-You don't need a porcupine to throw a brick at a turtle.
-You don't need Shemp to do jack-squat with yer life.
-You don't need the Power of Cheese to whistle while you work.
-You don't need feelings to steal a car and go to Missouri.
-You don't need to work out to dare to be stupid.
-You don't need an asthma attack to run a sweatshop.
-You don't need a feeble grandma to wish I would shut up.
-You don't need to watch my crappy show to live in Alabama.
-You don't need Shemp to take a big swim in Lake Jackass.
-You don't need Shemp to jump in the lake.
-You don't need me to tell you to tickle a gypsy.
-You don't need tight-fitting pants to learn how to make a sandwich.
-You don't need a gambling habit to grab 'em in the biscuits.
-You don't need a sense of moral decency to run out into traffic.
-You don't need to call the Pope to headbutt a priest.
-You don't need a Frisbee to complain about these kids nowadays.
-You don't need parmesan cheese to hug somebody you wanna kill.
-You don't need Oprah's permission to run out into traffic.
-You don't need your peeps to watch Spongebob Squarepants.
-You don't need orange sherbet to get all up in somebody's grill, yo.
-You don't need a nagging mother-in-law to slap a cop.
-You don't need Eminem to blow my mind.
-You don't need flapjacks to enjoy my shiny bald head.
-You don't need lead poisoning to watch Spongebob Squarepants.
-You don't need tap dancing lessons to cry a lot.
-You don't need to make a big fuss to live in a van down by the river.
-You don't need clam chowder to join the circus.
-You don't need the weight of the world on your shoulders to throw a brick at a turtle.
-You don't need leprosy to . . . Dadgummit, I forgot.
-You don't need homiez to learn how to make a sandwich.
-You don't need a mop to watch Spongebob Squarepants.
-You don't need the Power of Cheese to steal somebody's nougat.
-You don't need a rope to enjoy my shiny bald head.
-You don't need Shemp to do the Hustle.